killlianemma:

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters 
ron swanson (parks and recreation)

“It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.”

mikhailbakunins:

◈ my forever favorites: (16/50) male characters ◈ Ron Swanson

 I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations. Like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese. 

chrsevans:

Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

“I hate people!”     “In general, I try to never speak with people.”

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misskingss:

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

deadhpool:

^{You won’t find any bank statements either.}

get to know me: favorite brOTPs → april ludgate & ron swanson (parks and recreation)

eddiethawne:

endless list of favorite characters ☆ ron swanson (parks and recreation)
I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I don’t really care what happens here.

odairannies:

get to know me meme; 3/10 male characters: ron swanson (parks and recreation)
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga except I still get to kill something.”